Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Reality TV Ass (there are so many!)

Dave Hester is the bastard bidder of the A&E show "Storage Wars".
As people bid on objects in hopes of finding sellable merchandise for their stores, Dave gleefully forces everyone to overpay by bidding on lockers he has no interest in buying. He's like a dentist's drill on steroids and as charming as a little kid following you around repeating everything you say.

He deliberately lowers the profit margins of his colleagues for no other reason than to screw them over. He doesn't benefit from this-- it's a lose / lose every time he shows up.

A man who delights in screwing with the livelihoods of his colleagues. What a posturing ass!

Click on his mug to see a surprising video!

Thanks to Alex of ugabugabowls for this entry.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Virginian Ass

George Allen was a rotten governor, ran a disastrous Senate campaign, and he is running again. He just isn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

He will never be able to surmount the 'macaca' moment. Can you imagine what comes out of his mouth when he is not being filmed? Please, go away and run a baseball team or something innocuous.

Click on his mug to see how he squirmed on "Meet the Press" over this very issue. What a maroon.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Religious Ass

Yep, and getting paid to do it. Ruffles the world's feathers and makes Americans cringe. This is what the rest of the world thinks we are like? Please, God!

Is that a blessing or just the finger?

If you want to bother, and don't know about this classic loony, click on his photo for a brief rant.

Enough Said. PLEASE!


She can't name one Founding Father. She probably didn't understand the question (click on photo)
Click on his photo to see his assrant-o-mania! No surprise he lost all his advertisers.
And HOW MUCH MONEY ARE THEY MAKING as professional asses? Way too much.

Oldie but Goodie!

Was it adrenaline or testosterone? Who cares, he got paid.

Group Assholes

The Westboro Baptist Church are top runners for the award on so many levels.

The worst is that they indoctrinate their children. I had no idea how many groups they hate! Looks like everybody and anybody but themselves.

To see the entire list of those they consider not fit to live, click on the photo.

If only they would yell, "Fire!", they could get their freedom of speech revoked. They are ignorant, but unfortunately not quite as stupid as they need to be. Great job of parenting, Assholes!

The Perfect Couple

"So happy together" -- The Turtles

Charlie Sheen, a natural ass

"You make me feel
You make me feel..."
You make me feel ashamed to bother with you.---Apologies to Carole King

This guy was an asshole WHILE he was being paid millions for his sitcom. I call him A Asshole Deluxe. Click on his mug to see some of his assholish rantings. If you want to bother....You can get the same kind of stuff at the burn barrel under the bridge in any major city.
If you click on his face, you can access a compilation of his rants.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

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Some fine asses......

 But they are not getting paid and are only a body part.

This is the original.

And I have no problem with it at all!

Asses Asses Everywhere

Everyone is an ass at least one time (one?) in their lives, but some people are asses when they are getting paid. These are the professional asses.

Let's start with an ass that is currently all over the media, and call him like he is:
A Asshole!
From The View: Click on photo to Watch Whoopie's face!
"I went to the greatest schools." "I make more money....." Not just his words, but his face looks like an ass. What is under that hair? A horn?