Everyone is an ass at least one time (one?) in their lives, but some people are asses when they are getting paid. These are the professional asses.
Let's start with an ass that is currently all over the media, and call him like he is:
From The View: Click on photo to Watch Whoopie's face!
"I went to the greatest schools." "I make more money....." Not just his words, but his face looks like an ass. What is under that hair? A horn?